I FEEL LIKE I JUST GAVE BIRTH

I'm all light-headed and my abdomen hurts like a bitch, and earlier I felt nauseous and I couldn't get up off the floor; all I could do was cry. I really wish my 'mama' wouldn't have taken two weeks off...one would have been sufficient, but who am I to tell her what to do, even if what she's doing isn't beneficial to my health? Or maybe it's me. Maybe I'm on the verge of getting my period, so that's why my feet felt cold while I was doing yoga, even if I blamed it on my 'mama's stupid fans, lol! That's what I'm thinkin', but won't know for sure for another few days ;) Yeah, I was on the floor, crying, in the first place, because I tripped over my pant leg and my toe felt like it broke... I guess, I had been calling my 'mama' names right before I did that, so she goes, "See? Even God's had enough of your lip" *rolls eyes* This is how I replied: "No, I tripped over my pant leg, you holy roller!", lmao!! God, I must have laid there for, fifteen minutes, at least, just sobbing and she goes, "Oh, you're such a cry-baby"! Then, she came up to me, during the Dr. Phil commercial break and, instead of hugging me, says, "That's just like the time your father clipped his nose, on that sign at the Stampede, and curled up into fetal position!"...so, there ya have it, ladies and gentlemen; one minute I'm having a nervous breakdown, the next I'm hysterically laughing, on my back on the kitchen floor :-P